-Do you speak english ?
-Yes!
-Name?
-Abdul al-Rhazib.
-Sex?
-Three to five times a week.
-No, no...I mean male or female?
-Yes, male, female, sometimes camel.
-Holy cow!
-Yes, cow, sheep, animals in general.
-But isn't that hostile?
-Horse style, doggy style, any style!
-Oh dear!
-No, no! Deer run too fast...

- What is the longest word in the dictionary?
- ???
- Smile, because there is a mile in it.

- Why did the boy bring a ladder to school?
- ???
- He thought it was a high school.

- What is the meaning of minimum?
- ???
- Small mother.

- Why do teachers wear sunglasses?
- ???
- Because students are very bright.

- Why was the Egyptian child confused?
- ???
- Because his Daddy was a Mummy.

- Why do real Java programmers wear glasses?
- ???
- Because they don't C#.

- Why can you never get hungry in the desert?
- ???
- Because you can eat all the sand which is there.